"You can have the first bite."
"No, I insist you go."
"Really, I'm not that hungry. You can start."
"But you're the guest here, it wouldn't be right."
And on and on for about 2 hours.
ETA: Small unfilled area on shoes.
ETA: Adding human FS' visible ear, and assuring both are left-appendaged.
Salad vector from
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic by
, Copyright Hasbro.